The Senate Of Adegator

We are an organisation dedicated to saving humanity from chemical threats our "democratic" governments would rather ignore.

Have information on DHMO? Please contact the Senate via [email protected] now!

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)

Dihydrogen Monoxide or DHMO is currently the greatest threat humanity has ever faced. The scientific establishment has classed DHMO as "harmless" but thanks to the ongoing work of the Senate Of Adegator we now know better:

DHMO is a component of acid rain
DHMO is colourless, odourless and tasteless
Amounts of DHMO have been found in nearly all food products
Inhalation of DHMO often results in death
DHMO is a major contributing factor to rising sea levels
DHMO has been linked to tropical cyclones, resulting in billions of dollars of property damage
DHMO has been found in cancers
It is estimated that up to 70% of a person's body mass is contributed by DHMO
DHMO is used by oppressive totalitarian regimes and communists to consolidate power
Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong all used DHMO to commit their atrocities
Any person who has consumed DHMO has died, otherwise it is a matter of time

Our "Tackling the DHMO Crisis" subcommittee has been hard at work gathering evidence, so we can hold governments to account.

Oxygen Oxide (O2)

The Senate has decided to open an investigation into Oxygen Oxide, which is commonly found in gaseous form. We have reason to believe that this is yet another cover-up by the establishment. Our investigation is preliminary but we KNOW this so far:

Liquid O2 is highly is a powerful oxidant used in rocket propulsion and explosive priming
Gaseous O2 is kept in high levels on Nuclear Submarines
Gaseous O2 is present in Chernobyl

What can I do?

Spread the word, tell your friends, family, ex wife and estranged children. When the time is right we will lead the way. Contact our tip line at [email protected].

Disclaimer

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